Shiny like a monk
yakz, I meant to post in here awhiles ago with a silly little dream snippet I had, but then I was distracted and the window closed and I never saw the post again.
It pretty much started with me sitting in english class. We were all taking a Very Important standardized test of sorts, and the whole class was being very serious and sober. Except I kept getting distracted, and I couldn't concentrate on the questions, and I kept looking around the room and chewing on my pencil and stuff. Then the teacher came up to me and asked why I was so distracted, and I blurted out that I wanted to shave my head like a monk but that I was afraid of what my bare scalp would look like. Then she was like, "well why didn't you say so?! I'll help you shave your head!"
So then the test was forgotten, and she took me to some back room where all her alterna-kid friends were being hip and trendy. She explained to them what I wanted to do, and they all gathered around and started some pseudo-philosophical discussion about hair and spirit or something and I snuck out.
That was the gist of it, there was more but it evaporated along with the rest of the post when the window was closed.
It pretty much started with me sitting in english class. We were all taking a Very Important standardized test of sorts, and the whole class was being very serious and sober. Except I kept getting distracted, and I couldn't concentrate on the questions, and I kept looking around the room and chewing on my pencil and stuff. Then the teacher came up to me and asked why I was so distracted, and I blurted out that I wanted to shave my head like a monk but that I was afraid of what my bare scalp would look like. Then she was like, "well why didn't you say so?! I'll help you shave your head!"
So then the test was forgotten, and she took me to some back room where all her alterna-kid friends were being hip and trendy. She explained to them what I wanted to do, and they all gathered around and started some pseudo-philosophical discussion about hair and spirit or something and I snuck out.
That was the gist of it, there was more but it evaporated along with the rest of the post when the window was closed.


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