Hey man, where's yer daddy now

Holee crap! My dream was very weird and cool and exciting and this morning I remembered it in perfect clarity, but it's bedtime now and I realize I only remember the last part of it... shucks!

Because I was stressed out over holiday homework, I had a dream my art history teacher assigned a whole bunch of stuff to do. On the first day of the holidays, we were supposed to (on our own time) summon a great white cloud to take us to animation heaven for a visit! So I did all the spells correctly and, lo and behold, the cloud appeared before me like out of some Nintendo video game, and I was whisked into the sky for a field trip of... well I guess wherever it is cartoons are made, because it was just like a caricature of heaven, except with all these little anime people running around and stuff. And it was so fun I completely forgot to write the essay about it.

For the next assignment, we were supposed to spend five hours in a scheduled, interactive virtual reality database thingie. It ended up being kind of like laser tag, except I missed the scheduled time, and because I was late, I lost the game and failed the grade. Afterwards, I went to a gas station to find a drink to drown my sorrows in, and I recognized the cashier as one of my classmates from middle school. I learned she was a magical stripper witch, and some later stuff ensued like us being turned into Barbie dolls, and there was your typical flying and falling and then waking up wishing you could remember it forever. But then I had breakfast and it completely evaporated with the coffee.