I know we're kind of dead but...

Yesterday morning I had a disturbing dream. (I have not been remembering dream at all lately, except for the particularly visceral and sinister bits).

For some reason I had done a facebook search for a guy I knew in second grade. Oddly enough I really wanted to have sex with him. He said he was a virgin and that he'd only have sex after marriage. So I wedded and bedded him.

And then I cooked him into a stir fry!